ODE TO HOLIDAY FATNESS

Christmas fudge and Christmas ham
Holiday turkey, dressing, yams!
Feast like it's going out of style
Those winter cravings make me smile!

Why do I bother losing weight
When every winter's feast is great?
Delicious dishes never fail
While my waistline grows and shrieks and wails!

Cookies baked by grandma's hand
Pies and cakes; they're all so grand!
Yearly calories I count and cut
Until December hits a rut!

Why do I bother losing weight
When every winter's feast is great?
Delicious dishes never fail
While my waistline grows and shrieks and wails!

Gingerbread with caramel glaze
Leaves me dizzy and in a haze!
A side of dressing, some rolls, how sweet!
I can't resist a single treat!

Why do I bother losing weight
When every winter's feast is great?
Delicious dishes never fail
While my waistline grows and shrieks and wails!

Have some snow-cream, try a bowl!
Eat it while it's fresh and cold!
Why not have a slice of pie!
Or a cup of cocoa; oh me oh my!

Why do I bother losing weight
When every winter's feast is great?
Delicious dishes never fail
While my waistline grows and shrieks and wails!

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